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        Review: America's Sweethearts 
        Starring: Julia Roberts, John
        Cusack, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Billy Crystal  
        Written by: Billy Crystal and Peter Tolan  
        Directed by: Joe Roth  
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        "America's Sweethearts" is actually a romantic comedy wrapped up in an
        ensemble piece. The ensemble piece works well; the romantic comedy, not so well. John
        Cusack and Catherine Zeta-Jones co-star as Eddie and Gwen, the title sweethearts, a couple
        that makes movies together and lives a blissful married life offscreen.  | 
       
      
        
          
             
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            Until their recent breakup, that is. The maniacal, demanding, and selfish Gwen begins a
            fling with a half-wit Spaniard named Hector (Hank Azaria), sending Eddie into a tailspin
            of despair and destruction. Publicist Lee (Billy Crystal) is in charge of rescuing Eddie
            from his spiritual mountaintop retreat and getting the couple temporarily back together
            again. America's real sweetheart, Julia Roberts, stars as Kiki, Gwen's long-suffering
            assistant. Like Monica on "Friends," Kiki used to be kinda tubby, and now she's
            thin as a rail, looking like... well... a movie star. She and Eddie have always been
            friends, and now, in the midst of the confusion, find that they might actually be falling
            in love.  | 
           
         
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            Though Cusack and Roberts both have screen persona to burn, and they seem to click
            together, they  don't build up any reasonable chemistry because not enough time in
            the movie is devoted to them. Still, the film, written by Crystal and Peter Tolan
            ("Bedazzled"), is funny. Each character get at least one funny scene. Azaria has
            fun pronouncing the word "junket" in his outrageous Spanish accent; it comes out
            "hunket." Roberts cleans up doing her impersonation of Zeta-Jones calling for
            her help. Cusack has one brilliant moment when, bewildered and beaten, he looks into
            Zeta-Jones' eyes and says "you're the devil." And Zeta-Jones deadpans a line
            about her sister, "she was much more fun when she was fat." (Strangely enough,
            Crystal gives himself a straight part, something that he's not played much but suits him
            well.) "America's Sweethearts" aims at the reviewing press and   | 
             
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            hits, showing them on a fantasy working weekend complete
            with hotel, drinks and gift bags. The movie also makes fun of us with the same delicate,
            diluted venom reserved for producers, actors, directors and publicists. Even Larry King
            (appearing as himself) acts like a dope. Ultimately, though, "America's
            Sweethearts" seems flat; the snappy characters never really burst through their two
            dimensions. But like an extended comedy sketch, the film does indeed deliver the laughs.  | 
           
         
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