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        Movie Review: The Cell 
        Starring: Jennifer Lopez, Vince Vaughn, Vincent D'Onofrio, Marianne
        Jean-Baptiste, Jake Weber, Dylan Baker 
        Director: Tarsem Singh 
        Producer: Julio Caro, Eric McLeod  | 
       
      
        The Cell is a science fiction tale that propels a scientist,
        Catherine (Jennifer Lopez), and the viewer into the mind of a serial killer. An   | 
       
      
        
          
             
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            experimental scientific procedure enables
            her to enter the mind of comatose patients, usually to help find answers to unlock their
            consciousness. When a serial killer falls into a coma before detectives can find his last
            known victim, Catherine is enlisted to enter the dark world of his mind to find the
            location of the "Cell" where he keeps and eventually kills the women who fall
            prey to his insanity. 
                   
            Jennifer Lopez plays Catherine Deane, a psychologist involved in an ultra high tech form
            of therapy. Using a whiz bang machine, she can enter the subconscious of her patients.
            Decked out in a body suit that appears to be made of red Twizzlers, Catherine closes her
            eyes and awakens in the dreamscapes of her clients, where she wanders through trippy MTV
            style video sets, dispensing psychological bromides while wearing the kind of outfits that
            Cher and Madonna trot out for award shows.   | 
           
         
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        The story begins within the mind of Edward Baines (Colton James), a comatose little boy.
        Set against blue skies and majestic desert   | 
       
      
        
          
             sand dunes, we watch as Catherine tries to
            win the trust of the child, hoping to eventually draw him back to the real world. The
            segment is impressively shot and, unfortunately, the high point of the film.  
                
            While Catherine strolls through the psychic Sahara, whacked out serial killer Carl
            Stargher (Vincent D'Onofrio) wages a terror campaign outside the lab, torturing women to
            death and then turning their corpses into animated dolls.  
                     
            After the lunatic is captured and falls into a coma, straight arrow FBI agent Peter Novak
            (Vince Vaughn) turns to Catherine and her comrades for help. Somewhere, Carl's latest
            victim, Julia Hickson (Tara Subkoff)   | 
             
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        is trapped in a huge torture tank that fills
        with water every few hours. The young woman is destined for a horrible death, unless   | 
       
      
        
          
             
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            Catherine can enter his mind and discover
            the location of the lethal aquarium. The bulk of the movie hops between Catherine's forays
            into the killer's cranium and disturbing shots of a frantic Julia trying not to drown.  
                     
            The makings of a solid film are present, but Tarsem is so fixated on creating groovy
            tripscapes that he neglects everything else. While Julia's situation remains dire, there
            is no sense of danger with any of the principal players. Character development is
            virtually nonexistent, leaving Lopez and Vaughn stuck in one-dimensional roles.   | 
           
         
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        The Cell is certainly not for all tastes. In fact, it may not be for any tastes. Pure
        freak fans will likely be happy, but real moviegoers will probably be disappointed. For
        example, while the story is twisted enough to make any closet Lynchian giddy, there are
        enough stupid holes in it to make the entire go-inside-his-mind plot irrelevant. In the
        end, Carl's brain dump doesn't provide the clues to the cell's whereabouts, the answer is
        sitting right there in his real-world basement. | 
       
     
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